Thursday, January 19, 2012

Ubud, Bali, Indonesia

11th - 14th January 2011 Waking up early in Kuta, we went our separate ways both having things to do before leaving for Ubud. I walked to Matahari Square where I salivated over shoes and bought some much needed mascara and then went in search of Havaiana flip-flops. I got to a small outlet in the Discovery Shopping Centre and found that I was 18000 (about 2USD) rupiahs short for two pairs. I power walked back to the hotel and worked out for the first time since NYE, it was difficult to say the least. After a quick shower I had just started asking our hotel guy if he could lend me some money when Djalma showed up, told me he had booked us tickets and that we had to be ready to leave at 1pm for the shuttle bus (minivan for tourists). In full panic mode I raced, well walked very quickly, back to the shopping centre and got both our flip-flops (mine were different sized but I didn't realise this until several days later) and then rushed back. I made it with 15 minutes to spare, we shared a couple of cans of Pocari Sweat, a life saving drink with rehydration salts and sugar and swapped some of our books that we had been trying to change. Note to anyone planning to travel to Bali/Java/Lombok the book exchange scene is utter bollocks – any books you leave in a guest house go to a book shop which will charge about ¾ of the cover price but will pay less than 10% of that to you for your books, we even tried to exchange four books for one in several places but they weren't having any of it. Our minivan came by around one and we drove through rain and sun to Ubud a small village packed to the gills with arty bits and loveliness. On the way up we spoke to a Chilean girl who had the biggest smile and a Spanish lady who was nice but spoke very loudly. We parted ways at the drop off point but exchanged numbers and made noises about meeting up later, despite calls and texts we never did manage it. After plenty of trawling around trying to find a room for less than 100,000 rupiah (a little over 10USD) we eventually found a room and a guy who, after plenty of haggling, let us have it for three nights for 80,000 including breakfast. The room was big but the walls were thin and the amorous French couple next door could be clearly heard next door – plenty of coughing real and fake alerted them to our presence. After settling in and marvelling at the beauty and the ever present green Djalma got us both geared up for what would be a week of continual action/tourism/travel. We went for a stroll in the spitting rain to have a better look at the place and to try and find out about one of the many dance performances in town. It was getting dark and the spitting persisted, Djalma left me to find a place selling tickets and went back to get my camera, he found a place selling tickets for a Kecak dance right outside the place – I'd found the ticket office while waiting for him (and in-between longingly window shopping).
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The dance had just started, it was a fairly small stage but packed with men in sarongs who were seated in a circle and provided most of the music. The only music was singing, chanting and clapping which was so beautiful and melodious, it controlled, or echoed, the pace and the atmosphere of the story (part of the epic Ramayana).
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The dancing and the acting was superb, I felt like I was forever taking photos because every moment was dramatic and not to be missed, which I did end up doing especially as I had to wait for my flash to recharge in-between shots.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
There were three section in all and the performance lasted about an hour and a half, the first section was a section of the Hindu epic, Ramayana, the second was a performance from two young girls who danced with fans. The third was a guy on a horse. What was interesting was that all the performers playing characters, the girls, the king and the various demons from the Ramayana, the two young girls and the guy on his broomsticks horse were all possessed by the spirits of the original “characters”.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
At the end of the dance the two young girls fell down, very artfully, and lay on the floor asleep while a priest came and said a few words and I think splashed them with some water. After this their headgear was removed and they woke up looking more like normal little girls.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The last act, was a possessed guy who galloped round the small stage with the tail and the mane flying. The candelabra type centrepiece of the first act was removed for the young girls and the empty space was filled for horseman with a piled of coconut husks liberally doused with petrol and then set on fire. The horseman then came galloping on stage and started kicking the flaming coconut husks around, the ladies in front of us, sitting in rapt attention in the front row, got quite a fright and would have jumped back had we not been right behind them. The set wasn't long he mainly ran round the stage, running over the husks and kicking them after two old guys had brushed them back into a pile again. At the end he sat down and the priest came and brought him out of his trance, curtains up, show over.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
It was a beautiful introduction to the town/village and I was glad that Djalma had insisted that we do something other than chill out and take the first night in Ubud easy.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We were up quite late the next day, my legs were aching so I decided to give the workout a miss and we had breakfast on our little patio, a banana jaffle, fruit salad and a thick coffee. The garden of our hotel was quite beautiful, with so much rain all the time, things couldn't help but grow and everything was a lush green, from the grass, to the trees to the luminous moss that grew on anything that stood long enough. We left Ubud behind and set on on a little walking tour that led us through several sights through Pedang and Bedulu. The first hour was all up and down and heavy going, especially because it was so humid, the sun hadn't really warmed everything up despite it being mid-morning, it was the moisture in the air that was the real killer. Our route generally followed a river which wasn't far from sight for very long in the beginning of the walking tour.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We met a guy on a scooter who kept reappearing wherever we were, odd but he seemed friendly enough and directed us (or perhaps more accurately Djalma the map bearer) via some prettier routes. We stopped outside a large temple and took turns going in, we had to wear a sarong around our waist – having the shoulders and arms bare wasn't an issue here, it's the knees that need to be covered. The place was big and divided into several sections, I really tried to be quick but there were photos waiting to be taken everywhere I looked. It was easily the best example of temple architecture that we saw in Bali, the sculptures, stone or concrete, were exquisite.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The temple grounds were well looked after and I saw several people putting out the small plates of offerings at various shrines. The offerings are quite lovely and being completely biodegradable, very nature friendly. A broad long green leaf is shaped into a shallow square dish and filled with a mixture of different coloured petals, something edible like rice, sweetcorn kernels or a small biscuit, sprinkled liberally with sugared water and usually finished off with a scented jos-stick.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The smell of incense and all the demons, monsters and spirits from Hindu mythology reminded me strongly of India, it was the smell of the burning incense sticks that did it though. There were lots of gate type structures, there's a road sign with a three tiered triangle for temples and on roads the gate things are separate allowing the road to pass through. I personally think that they are much more impressive when the “gates” are joined in the middle and have only a small gate to allow people through. I took pictures of the wind in the rice paddy opposite the temple while Djalma wandered round in the sarong. He was evidently captivated and I spent a while waiting for him underneath a frangipani tree so I wouldn't burn.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We continued along that same country road which wound through rice paddies, home to numerous ducks. We passed through what could be described as a village except that I'm sure it was to small, temples lined both sides of the road and old offerings splattered the intersection of the road leading into the village.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
At the end of a road, passing a quizzical looking cow and a pile of burning refuse – all natural stuff, coconut shells, dead leaves and old offerings we spotted another rice paddy.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
I think we have seen about a million rice fields, but they weren't getting old or boring, if anything they were getting more and more impressive the more we saw. Djalma climbed up a wall to take a picture of one small field fringed with coconuts – any excuse to climb! This preview was more beautiful than the ones we actually paid to see in Yeh Pulu, it was carved high up in a wall that dropped away to a river and further up backed onto more rice terraces that were positively glowing in sunlight that had found a gap in the clouds.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
I wish I could really confer the true beauty that we saw, I just don't have the words to describe the quality of the green that was everywhere. I've mentioned somewhere else that the greenness is probably the primary reason that Bali is so jaw droppingly beautiful. No surprise then that we stopped for more pictures at more lovely rice terraces, this time Djalma went into the fields for the photo opp. The road continued onto Pura Pusering Jagat (an important temple home to a bronze bell) winding gently through more hamlets or villages where children played on bikes, chickens scratched in the road and people carried bundles on their heads. The temple itself wasn't that special, quite often the important temples were not as visually impressive as the beautiful temples that housed a multitude of“normal” shrines. After getting passed the lady who was determined to take a donation, I had a quick look around and despite the beautiful green lawn I couldn't help but compare it unfavourably to the temple we first stopped at. I refused to give a donation on the way out, not only was it a bit of a disappointment I also though that it was cheeky to insist on a donation, if they want to charge a ticket price to enter the temple grounds fair enough, but a donation should be given willingly and not extracted under duress. Djalma didn't even bother going in and we couldn't through the small village braving the very loud and rather aggressive dogs. In Ubud there are bags which say 'I love Bali dogs' I've no idea if this is ironic because they were all loud and scary or whether people feel sorry for them (we saw a couple that looked horrid and in urgent needs of a vet's attention).
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We got a couple of bottles of Pocari Sweat and some Mangostines and snake fruit from a small stall next to some fighting cocks. Feeling a lot better after the electrolyte infusion we carried on a little longer, by now it was about 1pm and even the beauty of the paddy fields couldn't sustain us without something to eat. We tucked into the Mangostines as we walked, it's a small round dark purple fruit the size of my fist, you squeeze it open and the broken skin reveals segments of white squishy fruit that is unbelievably sweet and tastes divine. Further on in the village we turned down a road where a temple was all decked out in long limber swishing leaves out the front and a statue sitting behind piles of fruit and flowers. Music blared out from speakers as a group of young boys whizzed past us on their bikes. We followed them up the road where we watched them dump their bikes and climb over a gate into the temple grounds. Naughty, naughty!
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We sat down for a while to enjoy the temple gates and rest our legs, mine were killing me having restarted my workout and walked up and down the hills in the morning, Djalma as usual was doing just fine and had plenty of energy.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
Two minutes later we finally found Yeh Pulu, a small set of carvings along a cliff face from the 14th century, the only face I recognised was of Ganesha the elephant God. We tried to get through some rice fields and follow a short cut but we got really lost and so retraced our footsteps and walked for another twenty minutes, by this point my legs were ready to actually fall off.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We passed more aggressive dogs, more beautiful temples but the only thing I really remember is the relief when we caught a bemo (small local bus) back to Ubud. We had dinner in a Padang style restaurant, all the dishes were cooked and displayed in the window for you to choose, everything was delicious although sitting on the hard wooden chair wasn't the most comfortable way to eat with such a weary body. We went back to work on photos and put our feet up and then later in the evening went out in search of beer and free wifi. The next day my legs had recovered but not enough to even think about working out, we strolled through town after banana pancakes for breakfast and had a quick look at the local market where they sold everything, including vast baskets of petals and grasses for offerings. Djalma went off to book more tickets between islands for later in the trip and I strolled to the Puri Lukisan Museum of Art.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
I got my ticket and strolled through the small but lovely grounds and made my way through the collection of modern art. It wasn't that special, some of the art was beautiful but there wasn't anything that spectacular most of it was post WWII and to my mind, not that modern. I did get a free refreshment in my ticket price so I sat and drank a coke and wrote another postcard to my little brother, a card to my wife and generally killed time before meeting Djalma for lunch.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
It was the only time we stopped at a place recommended by the guidebook, it was a heaving warung serving up freshly roasted suckling pig. It was delicious, the meat was so tender and juicy, the skin was brown and crunchy, the vegetables nice and spicy but not too hot and the extra dish of beans with fresh coconut beefed it up and made it a more balanced meal. Unfortunately the photo doesn't really do justice to the deliciousness of the meal, sorry about that.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
We kicked back at the hotel avoiding the midday heat, with the sun out, it was rather warm, too warm for me. Later on I walked down to the ARMA (Agung Rai Museum of Art) which was impressive. Set in gorgeously sculpted gardens it felt like a real setting for some interesting culture and inside I wasn't disappointed. The building was beautiful and the work was just as good. I killed a good hour before Djalma rolled up on our scooter for the next few days and whisked me over to Zen for our pamper session.
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The previous evening we had taken a look at several different Spas and had settled on the last one, the cheapest and friendliest, we booked a 1 hour and 45 minute Mandi Lulur which is an hours massage followed by a turmeric and rice paste scrub, a generous amount of yoghurt to further exfoliate and beautify the skin and then a soak in a perfumed bath lavishly sprinkled with petals. It was delicious although I did get the giggles when the time came to massage my front and my masseuse whipped the sheet down to my waist and then strolled off to check the bath water leaving my breasts airing for more than was comfortably long!
From Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
The massage oil stayed on our skin even after the scrub and the yoghurt and the bath and subsequent shower, we left at 8pm and the air was cool so instead of feeling hot and sticky we felt all delicious. The next morning we left around 7.30am and began our four day adventure circling the rest of the island.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia

4th - 10th January 2012 I was feeling so rough that I slept the whole afternoon, Djalma took me out for dinner at a restaurant just round the corner and we tucked into some reassuringly western food, spaghetti bolognese, before heading back to bed where I promptly fell asleep again. Feeling better the next morning we made it out into the sunshine and walked to a small empty coffee shop for breakfast, while we sat inside to avoid the heat and tucked into our food we got chatting to a middle aged guy who was from Kalimantan, the Indonesian side of Borneo. After about twenty minutes of chatting and drinking coffee and generally feeling optimistic about the day, we headed out with our new friend who walked with us and started talking about this exhibition that was ending today.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
Well, if you're considering a visit to Yogyakarta (pronounced Jogjakarta or just Jogja for short) you'll almost certainly read warnings about scams involving these claims (touts for art shops claim that there is an exhibition which is ending today and that it's the last chance to buy anything before the show moves to Singapore), the thing was that this guy was so friendly and so seemingly agenda-less that we believed him. We even asked if it was the same one we'd heard about from another guy, doh! He kept on walking with us and tried to get us into this shop, sorry exhibition, but with much regret we said goodbye and continued onto the Tourist Office to get some information about the city, dance performances and to ask if there were any government affiliated art exhibitions at all in the city. Just to clarify, there aren't. Feeling a big gutted that the guy had his own reasons for talking to us aside from curiosity and general pleasantness and feeling newly rubbish now I'd been out of bed for more than an hour, we decided to head back to our hotel so I could lay down. After five minutes and a paracetamol I felt much better but we decided to take the afternoon off and rest. We read about Indonesia and planned the first couple of weeks back in the country after our stint in East Timor. After the planning and an early dinner it was back to bed for me. Despite another ear achingly loud call to prayer from our neighbours at the Mosque, 6am prompt, we slept late and got up for a leisurely breakfast which turned out to be rather disappointing French toast and a fried egg. Still feeling rather achy and out of sorts I went back to bed with a Jilly Cooper novel I pilfered from what I thought was a book exchange but wasn't, oops. I spent the day reading and Djalma, bless his heart sorted and booked tickets and gathered information about wedding stuff for NZ/Brazil, what a pain in the arse. We walked around town in the evening to try and find somewhere different for dinner, we ended up in a place that played live music and ordered two portions of lasagne and a caesar salad, when it eventually arrived, it was shocking, the salad was under heaps of mayonnaise which we had to scrape off, aside from a few leaves of bland lettuce there was some old chicken and a small quartered cherry tomato (just the one), the lasagne wasn't cooked the whole way through and after the salad I was a bit miffed. We took the food to the counter, complained, paid for the mayo fest and my drink and left. It really got under my skin, in England (I know, I know, I'm not in England anymore) people would be red-faced from embarrassment at serving up uncooked food, here the girl just said that it takes time because it was heated from frozen – I told her that I knew this and that it wouldn't have been so bad if had actually been cooked properly, what a cheek! After waiting for them to confer in the kitchen again we said goodbye and went back to one of the two restaurants that we ate at almost solely during our time in Java. We met up with a UK couple that Djalma had met while using the internet to book tickets (the restaurant had free wifi) and had dinner with them exchanging horror stories from India and tips about the places we were travelling to. We also exchanged films and TV Series – they got a mixed bag from our computer and we got 5 series of Dexter, awful beginning but we're hooked now. Later on in the evening Carolina (Sciani) and her husband Eduardo (Dudu) arrived from Bali and we sat and talked and made plans for the following day.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The next day, Saturday, rolled around and we scootered down to the Kraton, an understated palace of sorts, and negotiated our way through the throngs of school kids and Javanese sightseers who all seemed eager to have their pictures taken with us. Now, I felt bad at not wanting my photo to be taken, especially because Sciani, Dudu and Djalma were all happy to oblige but I was still feeling washed out and this wasn't anything new and exciting for me – I hate Hate HATE sticking out like a sore thumb where ever we go – I generally don't like the attention, the pointing and that day (and others I'll admit right now) I really didn't want to bother with fake smiles with people I didn't know for a photo they weren't likely to keep. To be clear, I feel very differently about attention when it's a genuine compliment, such as the skinny Indian boy who told me that I was white 'like a chicken' or girls who think my hair is nice, I actually quite like having my photo taken with someone who I've spoken to and like. So while the rotations of different people were happening I buggered off and left the guys to it, let me take my sulky face elsewhere dammit!
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The Kraton wasn't anything special and we ended up following a lady to workshops for Batiks (BIG business in Jogja) and leather puppets crafted from cured buffalo hides and painted. The puppets were beautiful, although why they are painted is a mystery because they're used behind a screen to make a shadow and you don't see any of the detail?! There was a small room with rows of beautifully dressed and painted dolls and mythological figures, magic.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We made our way back to the performance stage, Sciani and I sat in the front row to take photos but at four hours long and with the puppets sitting still while the story was related in Bahasa we didn't stay long. Actually taking photos of the musicians drinking tea and smoking clove scented cigarettes round the back was much more interesting.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The narrator lit by the single bare bulb and talking into a microphone was a lot more captivating than the meangingless words floating out from the speakers.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
Leaving the Kraton behind, we walked back through the big market/fairground just outside and had a simple lunch of noodles with chicken from a small stand.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
Back on the bikes and baking in the heat we whizzed through and out of town heading towards the silver district for Sciani and Dudu to hopefully find something cool to buy and for us all to see the silver being worked. Unfortunately there wasn't anything cool to buy and we couldn't find any workshops. Bums.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
A little further on we came to the royal burial grounds, which was also a wee bit disappointing, there wasn't anything to suggest any bodies, royal or otherwise, resting in the ground/walls/tombs. It was a series of small gardens and ponds some with fish in. Someone lay sleeping on the steps of something religious but I've no idea what it's used for, lots of the temples I'd seen at that point were without any clear indication of what different things were used for, and what was/not sacred. After a quick look round we got some ice lollies from a guy with a small kart and went back to our bikes.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We stopped a couple of times for silver shops on the way back but after that I'd decided that I'd had enough and I was ready for some more bed rest. We met for dinner and stayed until we got kicked out, they drank beer while I chugged down Sultan tea, a potent mix of clove leaves, fresh ginger, a special kind of bark and cinnamon (I think), excellent for clearing the head.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The next day we got up at 5ish and drove out to Borobodur,a good two hours on our scooter, the early morning air was cool and damp. We stopped for a good breakfast which was rice based (of course) and included the surprisingly good Gudeg (young tender jackfruit in a curry like sauce) at a local restaurant and then walked over the road to the Buddhist temple.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
Unfortunately for me, it was Sunday and the place was heaving with school kids, I couldn't take it, the constant pestering for photos, the giggling and shouting, the general school outingness. I was still feeling a bit rubbish but considerable better than the previous few days, but I was still not up for endless photos. A tall transvetite cotteshly asked Djalma for a photo and draped herself over his shoulder, I couldn't help thinking, meanly, that the ladyboys in Thailand did it so much better (they actually put the women to shame and that's saying something) and they didn't wear beige socks with open toed spiky heels.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
Borobodur is like a huge square wedding cake decorated with stone Buddhas, we got off the stone staircase on the way up and walked round the first layer to avoid the crowds. After the groups of kids trickled off we continued up to the top. Where there were plenty more kids.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The top was beautiful, covered in stone onion shaped domes with views out over green fields and coconut palm covered hills.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We took pictures taking care to keep moving so we wouldn't be asked for photos, we got collared on a few occasions but Djalma very kindly stepped in when it got a little out of hand and the person behind camera kept changing to allow everyone a photo with us, once people ask it's very difficult to say no. Well usually it is. I got stopped and interviewed by two girls who I really didn't want to stop and talk to but felt obliged to as an English teacher.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We found a corner with almost no people and Djalma took a picture of me, one that I actually wanted taken, he even – shock horror – made me laugh. When people started gathering round and pointing camera phones at me and Djalma I felt it was time to leave, I wanted to disappear but not before flipping them all the birdie, not very nice behaviour as a guest in a different country!
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We hotfooted it down the steps and I pulled my sarong over my bloody orange head in an attempt to throw them off our scent. A small group of teenage boys followed us trying to pluck up the courage to ask for a photo but after the zoo at the top we apologised and said... no. No more photos, sorry. It was, it was... delicious but we also felt mean because he seemed quite shy, oh well, next time buddy you have to get in there before half the pupils from half the schools on the island do!
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
We left after that and drove back to the Kraton to watch a dance rehearsal.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
It was a very slow dance with lots of foot moves, very beautiful but so slow that I fell asleep after a few minutes – the early morning start didn't help either.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
The make-up and costumes were stunning both for the men and women and because the moves were so slow it was nice and easy to take photos.
From Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia
After an afternoon nap we met Sciani and Dudu for dinner and said our goodbyes before heading off to bed. Monday rolled round and we had a lie in, it was delicious. We watched He-Man and then went out for lunch. We did almost nothing the whole day, and after eating we got straight back into bed and read and talked and generally relaxed. I wrote in my diary and we sorted out a place to sleep in Kuta, Bali for the following night. On Tuesday we checked out at midday and then spent the whole afternoon in the “Spanish” restaurant that we ate at most days, using the free wifi and eating curries. We left for our evening flight around 6pm getting the same bus back to the airport, sitting down with no headache and no country music blaring out, it was actually a pleasant ride as far as bus rides go. Our flight was direct to Denpasar, five minutes by car from the centre of Kuta but we walked there to avoid the hugely overpriced taxis and it took well over an hour. We arrived after midnight and were grateful for our unusual forward planning because two girls showed up looking for a room but were told that it was full. Our room was huge and clean, it was also home to plenty of hungry mozzies which, without a mosquito net to protect us, fed well that night. We watched the first episode of Dexter which didn't do American's any favours at all and fell promptly asleep.

Lombok, Indonesia

2nd - 4th January 2012 Having sorted a scooter the previous evening we got out of our dark, dank little hole, had some thick Lombok coffee and banana pancakes for breakfast (I watched the lady make them and saw many things go in to the batter but not one of them was flour, odd...) and got out of Senggigi. We were out on the road before 8o'clock and the light was fantastic, we followed the coast for part of the way, stopping to take some photos of the sea.
From Lombok, Indonesia
We turned off and used the new road to the airport, it was in excellent condition, one of my new things that I really care about, now that we use scooters so much more frequently, are the road conditions in a place.
From Lombok, Indonesia
Firstly and most importantly, it was beautiful; the road divided rice paddies and to the left and right were fields in various shades of green, we saw bunches of young rice plants sitting in the fields waiting to be separated and planted in neat rows,secondly and almost as important is the number and frequency of potholes, whether the surface is loose and gritty (a nightmare on two wheels thinner than a pencil line) and last but not least the weight of traffic. By far and away the quieter roads are the best, they are usually more scenic and you don't have other scooterists, lorry drivers and crazy bastards in cars trying to claim your piece of tarmac. So, this new airport was a dream, beautiful views, zero potholes and because of the time, almost no traffic.
From Lombok, Indonesia
We zoomed along, stopping once or twice to take pictures of the fields and one of the many mosques in the distance. We arrived in Mataram, a biggish town/city which is actually four towns that have grown and merged into each other, it was heaving with early morning commuters, and policemen. Gulp. Driving through town was actually okay, the traffic was heavy but because of that it was also slow moving, people weren't zooming along at breakneck speeds and (over)taking us by surprise. The policemen, miracle of miracles seemed to be more intent on directing the traffic and easing congestion than fining foreigners for “loose chins straps”, I kid you not. Out of Mataram and our tank full of petrol we headed in the direction of Kuta and the coast.
From Lombok, Indonesia
Our first stop was to eat, I left the dishes crawling with flies to Djalma, who tucked in happily and hungrily (and also without any nasty repercussions!) and took my growling stomach outside with my camera to distract it. Funny it may seem, taking (what I think are) good photos takes my mind off of almost anything and puts me in a damn good mood for at least several hours. I watched a dude driving a herd of water buffalo up the road and getting them round the roundabout, hilarious. I then stopped to watch the many red clawed crabs that were scuttling in-between the muddy mounds in a wet field.
From Lombok, Indonesia
After scaring them off and then squatting by the road to wait, I was rewarded by the sight of the cautious little things speeding around the mini mud heaps and waving their claws at intruders. Djalma, finished his rice and maggoty side dishes (apparently it was actually quite good) and we got back on the bike and went to investigate the expensive hotel on the beach.
From Lombok, Indonesia
It was piping hot in the sun but large, heavy clouds were closing in and emptied just as one of the employees was very nicely telling us that we had to pay to use the beach or go. The beach was nice but not the most beautiful, it was sheltered in a huge bay and in the distance you could fishermen standing in the shallow flats or further out and in boats. Hawkers strolled up and down the beach trying to sell drinks and sarongs to anyone who spared them half a glance.
From Lombok, Indonesia
The rain eased up and we said goodbye to the swanky resort, but not before using the facilities, and headed off to the next beach. We followed little roads along the coast, the sun beating down on us like it was our own personal oven and intent on getting us roasted (thank God for factor 50). One of these rubble paths led us through the palm trees and to the next stretch of blindingly white sand after the hotel.
From Lombok, Indonesia
Our retinas (I'm not sure if we still have them) took a pounding, the sand was bleached white and big, lots smooth dry little balls of sand about five or six times the size of a usual grain of sand (very odd!), and difficult to walk through. Djalma covered the bike with his tropical sarong to protect the seats and joined me for all of two minuted to watch the fishermen waist deep in water even though they were dozens of metres from shore. The heat both from the sun and then reflected off of the sand drove us back to the scooter so we could enjoy a breeze while driving.
From Lombok, Indonesia
After stopping further up the beach for a packet of much needed crisps, we drove further along the”main” road which was slowly being reclaimed by green and therefore very beautiful. We came to our final beach which had a small restaurant and several thatched covered sun-loungers, it was stunning. More white sand stretched along the wide bay and the water was shallow enough for the water near the beach to be a beautiful crystalline green, when the sun came out it was magical.
From Lombok, Indonesia
Kids played in a huge inner tube, a (probably Russian) girl was sunbathing with a wedgie and heart plasters on her nipples, a group of ogling (Japanese?) tourists soon had her decently covered up (Lombok is a predominantly Muslim island), and Djalma and I sat with our feet up and tucked into ice cold fizzy pops and spicy beef baguettes with chips. It was such a delicious beach, proper postcard material, that it felt really wrong to be suffering from horrible period pain and generally feeling low. After more than an hour of some much needed relaxation out of the sun we took a few more photos before leaving, we rushed in and out of the sun to take them because it was so hot.
From Lombok, Indonesia
Back on the bike we continued on to our final destination before turning back, Kuta. It's a small village which is nothing like its namesake on Bali. It focusses almost solely on surfing and the little bay we saw was packed full of boats to take surfers out to the breaks which are all offshore.
From Lombok, Indonesia
We didn't hang around long, I wasn't feeling too marvellous and there was no beach top speak of, so we headed back through the green fringed roads, stopping only to take some photos of a “traditional” village. We did stop at one on the way to Kuta but we had to pay an obligatory “donation” and fork out more for a very unofficial looking guide who insisted that they were mandatory. The view from the road was probably nicer than those in the village itself, rice paddies stretched out all around and kids played while the odd lady in a coolie hat did some weeding(?) in the fields.
From Lombok, Indonesia
We came back the same way, stopping in Mataram to pick up a Bahasa phrasebook (the official language of Indonesia even though there are hundreds of different languages and dialects in the thousands of islands that make up the country). We made it back in record time and along the way I picked up a cold which thoroughly buggered up the next week, but more of that later (in Java). The next morning we were up early and I was feeling dreadful, like someone had systematically pummelled my face during the night. We had a butter jaffle and coffee for breakfast. If you come to Indonesia, especially Bali, you'll see plenty of 'jaffles' on the menu, it's only a toasted sandwich but the name makes it sound so much cooler, I love it! However butter jaffles are crap and I personally thought that our lady chef should be thoroughly ashamed of herself at such a cop out breakfast. We packed up and caught the 8.30 shuttle bus to the airport my head pounding the whole way. The flights were uneventful, we stopped at Surabaya which is in the East corner of Java, neither flight was longer than 90 minutes, small mercies. Once we had collected our bags from the carousel – we didn't even need to check in our luggage despite having over the European limit of liquids, we even took a full bottle of water on board and it was fine – we caught a bus into the centre of Yogyakarta. I've never had a bus ride like it, thankfully it wasn't long, we stood the whole way in a crowded bus that pumped out the most eclectic collection of Indo tunes, I could only bare it by thinking how much more amusing it would be to recount the journey than it was actually living it. I would describe the overall flavour as an Asian, country, jungle, pop fest with plenty of drums and percussion. The buses on the local routes all have a conductor on the bus who calls out the name of each place and helps people get off or help pack them in, you have to buy your ticket at the stop which is an enclosed space with a bench and more people working to help the flow of people. It's actually very organised and had we not had our bags and a stinking headache I would have been very impressed, however it's not like they're big on chivalrous acts and most of the dudes who got on were quicker to get to recently vacated seats than women with children or God forbid an overloaded, overheated tourist. Heaving a sigh of relief we got off and walked down the main road, we followed a guy who knew a place in our price range and we were soon tucked away in a small dump with the most 'unappealing' toilet (Djalma's words not mine and he's not nearly as fussy as me) but at least it was cheap. I don't mind staying in a dump as long as I'm not being overcharges, it's just rude paying over the odds for a roach infested hole of a room.